jc smothers

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
surprisebitch
luxtempestas

everyone has that one person on facebook who got pregnant, had a kid and now believe they have wisdom beyond their years and does vegan yoga

luxtempestas

the person in question i know named their child novali galileo starshine and apparently has a business of making jewelry out of resin cast breastmilk..

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pyronoid-d

I’m confident everyone can relate to the original post but I don’t think anybody could have expected that twist